ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Listing C&B, I’m going to need you to cool it on the aggressive emails first thing in the morning.  Also it’s 8 weeks and 5 days, get your facts straight.

Listing C&B, I’m going to need you to cool it on the aggressive emails first thing in the morning.  Also it’s 8 weeks and 5 days, get your facts straight.

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Fattie has discovered the wonder of my heating pad (30 going on 90). She may never leave the bed again

Fattie has discovered the wonder of my heating pad (30 going on 90). She may never leave the bed again

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Product review for my CLOTUs

(two posts in 1 day, this is the most active I’ve been on Tumblr in months!)

For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of meeting Quags and Fattie in person, they have very different personalities especially when it comes to play time.  Quags will play with just about any cat toy.  Fattie realizes play time means exercise and usually won’t even look at the toy.

I’ve gifted them all sorts of cat toys over the years.  Some they’ll play with for a few weeks.  Most they ignore, unless it’s a plastic milk cap.  Until this Christmas…

It’s probably the cheapest toy we’ve ever bought, but Cat Dancer’s Cat Charmer is such a huge hit that both Fattie and Quags come running if they see it.  We’re usually the ones who tire out first.  Its basically a soft and bright ribbon dancer, and only $5.71 on Amazon.  It’s held up very well so far.  Go forth and buy, be your cat’s hero and help them work off that holiday weight

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Also…I posted a review on Amazon with the above picture. Fattie is basically an internet celeb now.  Watch out Grumpy Cat

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I swear, I didn’t get this anxious about storms before owning a home. To the annoying pine trees surrounding our house, please hold strong if we get the snow & ice they’re predicting 😬🙏❄️🍷#chickenlittle

I swear, I didn’t get this anxious about storms before owning a home. To the annoying pine trees surrounding our house, please hold strong if we get the snow & ice they’re predicting 😬🙏❄️🍷#chickenlittle

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