ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Love work from home days with these two.  Yes that’s the Cat’s Meow toy.  I consider it the cat world equivalent of a baby rocker.  Keeps them entertained for hours! 

Love work from home days with these two.  Yes that’s the Cat’s Meow toy.  I consider it the cat world equivalent of a baby rocker.  Keeps them entertained for hours! 

Filed under catpostondogday

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Oh heeeeeey (pic heavy sorry)

Remember me?  It’s been awhile.  Let me fill you in…

I got married.  It was magical.  Wonderful.

We went on our honeymoon.  It was magical.  Wonderful.

I’ve been living the sloth life with now that wedding planning is over.  It’s been magical.  Wonderful.

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Listing C&B, I’m going to need you to cool it on the aggressive emails first thing in the morning.  Also it’s 8 weeks and 5 days, get your facts straight.

Listing C&B, I’m going to need you to cool it on the aggressive emails first thing in the morning.  Also it’s 8 weeks and 5 days, get your facts straight.

Filed under anxiety sweats

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Fattie has discovered the wonder of my heating pad (30 going on 90). She may never leave the bed again

Fattie has discovered the wonder of my heating pad (30 going on 90). She may never leave the bed again