January 2011
107 posts
oneoftherarestroses replied to your post: The karma police got me
i have been confused about something…is boy/exboy one person? or were you with bot your old boyfriend and new boyfriend at the bar at the same time?
Yea, sorry, in an effort to keep identities off here, I come up with nicknames that only make sense to me. I call the guy I’ve been on and off with for the past year or...
schwarze-katze asked: if someone asked you what you thought the purpose of life is, what would you tell them? and do you think there's something after you die, or is this all there is?
The karma police got me
So during last week’s drunken escapades, I was walking through the bar towards the bathroom when I was stopped by a table of 2 guys. They proceeded to give me cheesy pick up lines, asked me who the guy I was with (boy/exboy. I told them he was a friend/possibly gay) and said we should do a shot together. I said I had to pee (classy) and told them if the shots were here by the time I got...
Watchcadyheron:
dontcallmeval:
thekimenator:
ALMOST FAMOUS, directed by Cameron Crowe (2000)
This. A million times this. So dancer.
Automatic favorite movie ever reblog. Happy Saturday, Tumblr.
and if you ever get lonely, just go the record store and visit all your friends.
Fave scene. Growing up, my bff in high school used to call each other Penny because we wanted to be Penny Lane SOOO...
Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
mar-see-ah:
philolzophy:
ESFP-
Why you want one: They’re warm, easy to like, and fun to be around. Spoiler Alert: They are only ever motivated by what will get them the most amounts of attention possible. This gets old. Where to find one: Hanging with their bros at a bar, being as loud as possible, telling hilarious jokes, bein’ a bro. Pickup technique: Challenge them to a game. Preferably...
Happy Birthday Sarah! →
The first time I ever met Sarah was slightly awkward. Or, I should say it could have been. Some of us Tumbs were meeting for brunch at Raleigh Times, and Sarah and I were the first people there. I honestly can’t remember if I was following Sarah at the time (or if she was following me) but we really had no clue who each other was. Others were texting us descriptions of each other, so as...
Do you ever feel like it's impossible to get...
A boy sitch has been confusing me for months. Ok, over a year. Yep, you guessed it. Boy/ex boy. My head is just swimming with every possible emotion, and I just wish I could get straight advice from friends. But, understandably so, most people have a major grudge towards him. Sometimes I feel like screaming, “I’ve gotten past it, can’t you!!!” I 100% realize that...
Aw man I forgot SAG awards were last night!
God bless Tumblr for all of the pictures/updates
dad woke me up with chocolate chip pancakes! i...
thegirlkyle replied to your post: Things that I love
In our family we call that “mommy dust”. Sometimes you just need your mom (and dads) to make it better. Even at 28, not gonna lie.
I love this! I was just thinking the same thing. It’s OK to be 27 and still rely on your parents for much needed pick-me-ups. I probably wont shower/brush my hair the entire weekend, catch up on crappy TV...
Things that I love
Having my parents so close. Just called my Mom, told her I was in a downer funk and just wanted to stay in PJs this whole weekend. But that I’d have friends literally pounding on my door forcing me to come out. Her response:
“Come up and let us spoil you for a weekend. I promise we wont even make you brush your teeth.”
After spending 9 years more than 12 hours away from my...
Dammit ice cream man is taken →
Forever alone
Gchat still doesnt work. Tumblr fails 90% of the...
twitter, why are you over capacity?!
andshesback:
i need to tweet about my horrible restaurant experience last night!
great company, mediocre food, shit service
For real. Weirdest dinning experience ever.
Seriously yall, avoid Flights at The Renaissance Raleigh
Ignoring texts and calls and going to bed. This...
One day at a time. Sooner or later I’ll be an adult.
I like to blame my poor decisions on others
Me: I dont know maybe I was roofied by randoms at the bar
Tumblr ladies: Oh god!
Me: I mean I only had 3 beers and 2 shots.
Me: Ok, in like an hour and a half…
Tumblr ladies: Did you eat dinner?
Me: No…
help. its past midnight. im at a bar. with...
CADY I NEED YOU
@haygirlhay, embarassing things we did as...
In 4/5th grade, I was told that writing “69” was the same as drawing a ying-yang symbol. So I wrote 69’s everywhere. In my notebooks. On my math homework. On my desks. I even drew a fake 69 tattoo on my ankle.
Now that I have friends who are teachers, I realize HOW MUCH they talk about the kids in their classes. Mortifying. I was the freak who wrote 69 everywhere.
...
Healthy forecast: Zip, Zilch, Zero
So the holiday lbs are finally gone, which gives me extra motivation to stick with healthy eating.
However, I work on New Bern Ave. For those of you not familiar with the area, it is fast food central. You name it, we’ve got it here (KFC, Cookout, Popeyes, McDonalds, Burger King, Wendys, etc etc). And of course I’m too lazy to go grocery shopping, so no lunch for me today. Trying...
Dammit people stop reblogging TallGirlTales'...
It’s mine.
Also, *cough cough* this should count as another entry *cough cough*
GPOYW: I miss summer...BAD
I miss being tan. And laying on the beach. And Myrtle, our beloved turtle.
Tonights huge success: I think I've officially...
Newsfeed is clear of crap! Or that just means none of them watched it….
Aaaand cats are already asleep. Just like Speaker...
Tried to snap a pic of Fattie & Quags watching the...
Excuse me Tumbs, where's everyone's reply button??
Getting my hair done tomorrow
My ends are disgusting and I desperately need some highlights to brighten up my dull winter hair. Is it embarrassing to bring in a picture of Leighton Meester? Am I taking this obsession too far?
…I love you
My cable went out last night
I repeat, my cable went out last night. The night I’ve been looking forward to for soooo long. I just, I cant. And yes there was multiple hysterical calls to Time Warner. I may at one point have screamed “GET MY F’IN CABLE BACK ON.” Don’t judge me, you know all of the shows that were on last night. Those Asshats.
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This weekend in numbers:
16: Number of items bought at JCrew warehouse sale
3: Number of RomCom movies watched with girlfriends Fri night
191647630: Number of drinks consumed Sat night
6: Number of Advils taken Sunday
8: Number of hours spent on the couch on Sunday
6: Number of calls/texts I received from friends telling me how much they loved new boy
10 - Number of texts I’ve received from boy/ex boy since...
Mondays = difficult decisions
Bachelor (yes, somehow I’ve been sucked in), How I Met Your Mother, Pretty Little Liars, Greek, 90210, and Gossip Girl are all new tonight.
They need to invent DVR’s that can record more than 2 shows at once.
Is it sad that I routinely tell people I’m busy Monday night but fail to mention it’s because I have too much TV to watch?
Regina George is a trending topic on Twitter
That is all
lessons from lauren:
hilauren:
1) you should change the oil in your car more often than every 15,000 miles
….
My parents gave me a car at the end of my junior year of college (holler 2000 Plymouth Neon) so I could drive to all of my internships (3x a week driving from Elon to Raleigh…about 45 min there and back). When my family came down for graduation my Dad asked me when I last changed my oil. My...
I wish there was a way to apply for jobs without...
Worst part of job searching in my opinion. I’m tired. And lazy. Which I’m sure are the top qualities these places are looking for in a potential hire.
Mean Girls 2 is horrible. Horribly awesome.
ok mostly just horrible.
Sunday musings...
I’d say 90 percent of the times I skip a meal, it’s because I’m too lazy to get up and put a meal together. See tonight for example.
I’m tired of football (which is hard for me to say). I loathe the Steelers, dislike the Jets, and have no opinions on the Bears or Packers.
I’m excited for Mean Girls 2 and Kardashians tonight
This weekend went phenomenal. Full...
Raleigh folks...
$140 got me:
3 pairs of shoes (2 heels and 1 pair of leather flip flops)
3 pencil skirts
4 dresses
1 cotton scarf
3 tops
2 pairs of pants
RUN dont walk to the Jcrew warehouse. Go rested, I only made it through about half of the boxes because I was tired. It’s not really mobbed with people, just SO much stuff to go through! Every size imaginable! GO GO GO!
(full post with pictures...
This weekend:
Friday: Leaving work early and racing my butt over to the JCrew warehouse sale. Extra 30% off? Budget be damned. Then stalking a law school party with my one of my fave ladies (judge us. but lawyers are cute), then out dancing!
Saturday: running a thousand and one errands, pregame at my bestie’s house, then out for my friend’s birthday (and introducing friends to a cute new boy)
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