ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Anonymous asked: My stomach has been making some fiercely strange noises today. I have a feeling I'll be thinking of you later when I get to meet whatever is causing these glorious garbles. Hopefully after I leave the office...

All day every day.  Currently leaving work to do the same.  Happy pooping :)