ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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So the reason I missed The Bachelor last night was because I had to take my car into the Ford dealership

It’s like Baby Focus knows she only has 4 months left on her loan…

But last week the check engine light came on and started driving horribly (like it was in neutral).  Took it in to be tested, something about TPS levels being low.  My mechanic said they dont handle transmission issues.  Cool life.  So I had to take it into the Ford dealer.  Cue 7:30 last night when I arrive for my scheduled appointment and my mechanic went home early because he was sick.  Thanks for the call asshole.  Enter, taking a bottle of wine to the face.

This morning?  Check engine light off.  Focus driving fine.  Do you think just being near a mechanic healed her?  Maybe she has jesus cat qualities?

  1. unepetitesouris said: Fill ALL your fluids. And have spark plugs checked. Thats pretty easy to do yourself too. Those are two things that can solve a huge array of problems that seem major.
  2. imeanduh answered: this happened to my car last week. so confused for days.
  3. tehvalerie answered: Definitely the jesus cat thing. Or she realized she was being an asshole. You win either way.
  4. cadyheron replied:
  5. umcanyounot answered: I just keep thinking about TPS reports.
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