ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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ladymisskate:

Getting some keys made. I think this one really screams “upwardly mobile career woman.”

Why oh why wasn’t this around when I made Alex a spare??

ladymisskate:

Getting some keys made. I think this one really screams “upwardly mobile career woman.”

Why oh why wasn’t this around when I made Alex a spare??