I get REALLY embarrassing tummy noises during the day. I never have to poop at the moment, but I think I’m just a loud digest-er. Any suggestions? I work in a cube setting so it’s pretty awful with so many co-workers nearby. HELP POOP QUEEN!!!

I’m the same.  Gas-X should be your new best friend.

Poop.

Hi there!

Just pooped at work. They kindly added Oust to the restroom on our floor. It’s no Febreeze (or matches), but it’ll suffice. Aces.

Personally, I’d rather smell your poo than your flower scented poo.

There’s a town in Pennsylvania called Shartlesville. xoxo.

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