ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Can I ask why Beyonce’s birthing suite is a big deal?? She is a major celeb.  People have been waiting with baited breath for the birth of this all-star baby.  You had BETTER believe if there was a chance of some yahoo snapping a pic of my woohoo (or ok, my baby) and putting it out on the internet, I’d have this and more.  I’d call in the national guard to protect me.  I’d shut that whole place down.  You know why? Because I’m mother effin Beyonce. You go B (and mini B) with your diva self. (photo: people.com)

Can I ask why Beyonce’s birthing suite is a big deal??

She is a major celeb.  People have been waiting with baited breath for the birth of this all-star baby. 

You had BETTER believe if there was a chance of some yahoo snapping a pic of my woohoo (or ok, my baby) and putting it out on the internet, I’d have this and more.  I’d call in the national guard to protect me.  I’d shut that whole place down.  You know why? Because I’m mother effin Beyonce.

You go B (and mini B) with your diva self.

(photo: people.com)

  1. luciwithani said: PREACH
  2. iamtallandawesome said: Agreed. And I’m getting really pissed with the rumors of her using a surrogate. Leave Diva B alone!
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