ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Today in real emails…
I’ve seen enough 48 hours, I know what life insurance does to a couple

Today in real emails…

I’ve seen enough 48 hours, I know what life insurance does to a couple

  1. boggle- said: still laughing about this one.
  2. umcanyounot said: it’s a little “I’m planning on murdering you in your sleep” to gift someone with a life insurance policy, isn’t it?
  3. petermcallister-thefather said: my insurance person is OUT OF CONTROL when it comes to life insurance
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