ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Can we discuss a brief excerpt from my monthly horoscope?

With four highly fertile planets in your fifth house of pregnancy and birth, you have the single best month of the year to try for conception or, if you are pregnant (or your partner is) and near term, to welcome a baby into your family.

This, along with certain BC pills being recalled is a sign from the gods that I should avoid booty all month long. 

  1. stacksandstripes said: that gif is making my life right now.
  2. anniehinton said: Poor Alex.
  3. amindy07 said: Susan Miller?
  4. whatyousaybabyk said: maybe it’s puppy news?
  5. ilikeyourwigjanice posted this