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I want a running buddy

Even though I hate every second that I’m running, nothing gets me in shape faster than running.  However, all of my running buddies from years past have quit on me.  They hate it too much to continue.  Alex gets off of work too late and he’s insane and trains for half marathons for fun. No thank you!  I can’t do it alone, I need a buddy to motivate me to run on days when my couch looks sooo comfy.

I want someone who get’s off work early, runs slower than they could actually walk, and can’t breathe after 5 minutes.  Why don’t they make a matchmaking site for this??

  1. whiskeybentandhellbound said: I’d be your running buddy, except, you know, the whole distance thing.
  2. messily said: If only we lived in the same city, this would be a match made in heaven!
  3. mfpa said: If i got off early I would run with you!!…. cause i def dont run fast and have shorter legs haha
  4. lifeinthebluehouse said: We would be perfect running buddies!
  5. cadyheron said: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we are a runny buddy match made in heaven! too bad i live like 1000000 miles away
  6. tehvalerie said: I would totally do this with you but I rarely leave work before 6. Womp womp.
  7. ohonelovelyday said: how early does your buddy need to get off work?
  8. blueeyedgreek said: Meetup has tons of running groups!
  9. deathbycupcakes said: that’s exactly what I want in a running buddy. i always feel like i’m slowing people down otherwise.
  10. kimbaland said: dude, you just thought of a million dollar idea. runningbuddy.com!
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