ILikeYourWigJanice

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there. -Kelly Kapoor

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Burn down the ticket office...

me:
DO I SOUND ELDERLY?
i called to order the tickets because the bulls site was pissing me off
and when i told her i couldnt get the tickets she wanted she said that a lot of older customers have difficulties with it
Toast:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dead
me:
I just hung up
another thing to be anxious and insecure about
Toast:
this is one of the greatest stories i've read
me:
so i ordered them online
and it worked fine
Toast:
hahahahahahahahah
me:
i also ordered a cane and donut to sit on
Toast:
i hope you have those big wrap-around sunglasses from the pharmacy, grandma
me:
i mean really, do i sound old?!?!??!?!?!?!
i know im nasally....but elderly?
Toast:
i'm trying to imagine our phone conversations
and interpolate you being nice and asky
nope, you don't even sound like a cranky old lady
or a grandma that can't drive a car
me:
i should have been like I HAVE A BLOG I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE INTERNET

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  1. ibroughtyousometoast said: Tell us about the Dust Bowl, Grandma!
  2. cadyheron said: DEAD
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