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greekalicious:

tinyfactorygirl:

crookedindifference:

AAA will offer its Tipsy Tow program for free again this year. Starting at 6pm on New Year’s Eve, anyone who has had too much to drink can call AAA.
The road service will send a tow truck that will take you anywhere within ten miles and you can have your car towed home at no charge.
The program runs through January 1 until midnight on Friday. So, if you need a tipsy tow Thursday or Friday, call 1-800-AAA-HELP (1-800-222-4357). You do not have to be AAA member.

hell yesss, guess we’ll be calling AAA.

hey E - you and J won’t be embarassed if we have to have AAA tow us from King’s party tonight… right?  :) 

How am I a AAA member and I never knew about this?!?!?  AAAMAZING!  I’m totally riding home in a tow truck.  Classy lady here. 

greekalicious:

tinyfactorygirl:

crookedindifference:

AAA will offer its Tipsy Tow program for free again this year. Starting at 6pm on New Year’s Eve, anyone who has had too much to drink can call AAA.

The road service will send a tow truck that will take you anywhere within ten miles and you can have your car towed home at no charge.

The program runs through January 1 until midnight on Friday. So, if you need a tipsy tow Thursday or Friday, call 1-800-AAA-HELP (1-800-222-4357). You do not have to be AAA member.

hell yesss, guess we’ll be calling AAA.

hey E - you and J won’t be embarassed if we have to have AAA tow us from King’s party tonight… right?  :) 

How am I a AAA member and I never knew about this?!?!?  AAAMAZING!  I’m totally riding home in a tow truck.  Classy lady here. 

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    A Public Service announcement from WatchMyEgo before you start your New Years celebrations: AAA will offer its Tipsy Tow...
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    Be safe out there, folks.
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    How am I a AAA member and I never knew about this?!?!? AAAMAZING! I’m totally riding home in a tow truck. Classy lady...
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    Be safe out there, folks.
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